1) These fortunes are lucky for me, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re also lucky for you. So please don’t bet the farm on the lucky numbers, or make any plans with your kids college fund based on my fortune cookies. We can’t all be me after all.
2) I’m fairly certain you can’t actually “Learn Chinese” by reading the “Learn Chinese” section of any of these cookies. For one thing, I don’t think “Chinese” is a language by itself. There are several different languages spoken in China. Also I copied the translations verbatim from the cookies, so if they’re wrong, don’t blame me.
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