Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 20, 18, 33, 49 Learn Chinese: New Words, Sheng-ci Things that sound dirty, but aren’t? Or maybe they are?
Right. This is that bird poop thing, isn’t it?
I can’t tell if this is a prognostication or an admonishment…
Lucky # 9, 31, 12, 30, 36, 53 Learn Chinese: Banana = ziāng jiāo Sadly, my ability to pick a winner only extends to lettuce and not lottery numbers or race horses.
Lucky # 9, 47, 14, 45, 38, 15 Learn Chinese: Summer = xià tiàn Um, I’m just gonna censor my snarky answer for this one. You fill in what you think I’d say.
And you are the wind in my sails. Or possibly the anchor keeping me in place.
Lucky # 43, 35, 19, 28, 2, 40 I see dead people.
But someone is wrong on the Internet.
Lucky # 12, 19, 38, 39, 10, 25 Learn Chinese: Strawberry = căo méi That’s a swell friend. But you seem to really suck, though, if your friend would like to be anywhere else.
So sexy. You dirty fortune cookie you.